Pentru a satisface nevoia de off-topic a "forumistului amator" (si in speranta ca asta va diminua macar putin offtopicul in celelalte discutii), declar deschis oficial threadul de "Offtopic Profesionist". Aici se poate posta orice si oricat atata timp cat mesajele respecta celelalte puncte ale regulamentului (adica cele care nu sunt legate de offtopic).

 

Nu este nevoie ca posturile sa aiba legatura intre ele si nici macar ca ele sa aiba vreo logica. Puteti pune linkuri (daca nu faceti reclama), puteti spune povesti, poezii sau ce vreti voi. Puteti sa vorbiti despre forex, sau despre orice altceva. Dati frau liber imaginatiei

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVB-SSkkLnY&feature=related

One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

 

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

 

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

 

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

 

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

 

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

 

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

 

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

 

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

 

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

 

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

 

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

 

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

 

Buna rau!=))

Da, e genial

 

tradelover de unde l-ai scos?

Nu va spun, ca radeti de mine si nu ma mai spal de pacate cu voi... e de pe un site porno (orsm.net)

 

Dar am scuza ca am ajuns acolo cautand sa cracuiesc un program (cracherii au multa pornografie pe paginile lor si nu prea poti scapa de popupuri, daca le blockezi nu poti accesa situl care te intereseaza).

minunat... si ce crackuiesti? daca e mt4 mobile sa imi faci si mie o oferta ca aia 45 de dolari nu ii dau la metaquotes, cel putin nu pana nu lanseaza 5

hopaaaaa.... stefan ai urmarit discutia de pe chat? ziceam noi de pirat dar si de urs si taur

Editat Iunie 6, 201015 ani de sian

M-am uitat si de urs si de taur, dar n-am gasit inca ceva interesant. Daca vedeti prin alte parti emoticon-uri cu asa ceva, dati un link si se rezolva